史上最强的中国式英语,笑翻你！

史上最强的中国式英语,笑翻你！
1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你

4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6 ． you me you me

彼此彼此

7 ． You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8 ． know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知 …

9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹

10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11 ． American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13 ． heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14 ． go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15 ．小明： I am sorry!

老外： I am sorry too!

小明： I am sorry three!

老外： What are you sorry for?

小明： I am sorry five!

16 ． If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年 25 。

18 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。

19 ． as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！

20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸